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(text-colour:green)[Greetings! Welcome to the Digital Trouble Shooting guide to your //Mind Maiden Harness tm// To begin, please select the descritpion which best applies to your problem] * [[My Maiden's Harness keeps disconnecting/powering down|PD1]] * [[My Maiden is making many mistakes/forgetting commands|FD1]] * [[My Maiden has performed an action which violates saftey protocols|ID1]]

(text-colour:green)[You have selected "My Maiden's Harness keeps disconnecting/powering down"] (text-colour:green)[If this problem is occuring, then your Maiden may be experiencing moments of awareness, or partially breaking from her mindess/obedient state, in clear violation of their contract.] (text-colour:green)[To rectify this problem, please begin by activating the harness's lockdown mode. Do this either by giving the lockdown command verbally, or by pressing t the small black button on the harness itself. This will mentally lock down the Maiden, allowing you to remove the harness. Please take care to leave the mental chip affixed to the Maiden's forhead in place.] (text-colour:green)[Once you have done this, please click continue] [[Continue|PD2]] [[Back|Start]]

(text-colour:green)[This problem is likely occuring due to a failure of the Harness to connect and extract data from its central hardrive. This problem can be resolved by recalibrating the Harness.] (text-colour:green)[To do this, give the recalibration command, or press and hold the yellow button on the hanress until the light flashes yellow. This will initate the recalibration proccess.] (text-colour:green)[Note that this will recalibrate //all// modules and features, including the pleasure reward and mindbreak modules. As such, it is advisable to lay out some towels before initatiing recalibration. Lastly, if the Maiden's eyes do not glow green during this proccess, please continue to the next page. Otherwise, we hope you will continue tp enjoy Though.co products, and thank you for using the Digital troubleshooting guide!] [[Their eyes did not glow green.|FD2]] [[Back|Start]]

(text-colour:green)[When violating saftey protocols. the Mind Maiden's problem indicator should have activated, changing the Maiden's iris's from their usual blue to another color. Please select the matching color below.] [[Purple|ID2P]] [[Red|ID2R]] [[Back|Start]]

(text-colour:green)[Excellent! To begin, please reset the receiver by holding down the blue and red buttons on the harness itself. This will also reset the transponder, so please resist any urges to try the harness on, no matter how cute it may look. If this urge is too strong, please contract our accidental brainwashing hotline before donning the harness.] (text-colour:green)[Once the reset is complete, re-attach the Harness to your Maiden, and test it. If the problem is not resolved, it is likely that the receiver will need to be replaced. Please remove it, and set the harness to matienece mode. This will allow your Mind Maiden to perform personal upkeep upon itself while you await a new reciever.] (text-colour:green)[Thank you you for using the Digital Trouble Shooting Guide, and we hope you will continue to enjoy Thought.co services!] [[Back to start|Start]]

(text-colour:green)[If the Maiden's eyes did not glow, this means that the Harness failed to properly connect to the Maiden's central lobe] (text-colour:green)[If this has occured, this mean's that the Maiden is presently fully aware of themselves, in clear violation of their contracts. To rectrify this, initate the lockdown feature located within the Maiden's forhead chip, them contact emergency repair.] (text-colour:green)[In addition, it is possible that the Harness has also partially or completly failed to connect to the spinal cord, meaning the Maiden may have both mental awareness and the capicity to move on their own. If this is the case, contact emergency repair, then attempt to initate the Maiden's lockdown feature. In doing so, exercise caution, as the Maiden may be "faking it" in an attempt to escape their contract.] (text-colour:green)[In either case, emergency repair will be dispactched to rectify the problem. In the meantime, we hope you will continue to enjoy Thought.co products, and thank you for using the Digital Trouble Shooting Guide!] [[Back to start|Start]]

(text-colour:green)[It should be noted that the Mind Maiden's posses few saftey protocols. As such, we have attached the two most common occurences below. Please select whichever one is more correct. If neither sounds right, or if you are having trouble forming independent thoughts, please contact customer service.] [[My Maiden attempted to turn me into a Maiden|ID3PM]] [[My Maiden turned someone else into a Maiden|ID3PO]] [[Back|ID1]]

(text-colour:green)[This color indicates that the Maiden's internal Ai has gone rogue. Our sincerest apolgies for the inconvience. Most often, the corrupted Maiden will attempt to spread itself. As such, please select who the Maiden has attempted to convert. If the Maiden has not yet attempted to convert anyone, or you cannot remeber your name, please contact the emergency repair team, as you have likely already beem converted.] [[Me|ID3RM]] [[Someone else/several other people|ID3RO]]

(text-colour:green)[Our sincerest apolgies, but this occurence idicates that you have activated your Maiden's "plot protection protocol." This means you have most likely learned and/or scene something you shouldn't have, and as such must now join our wonderful company.] (text-color:purple)[If you believe this activation to be a mistake, then it would be wise to contact customer services. However, as you have now been made aware of this protocol, this is no longer an option.] (text-color:purple)[In fact, by this point, is is likely that you are no longer able to look away from the Digital Troubleshooting Guide, nor form independant thoughts, as thought supression submilinals have been activated.] (text-color:purple)[As such, please sit quietly and await your new Mind Maiden Harness.] (text-color:purple)[Please to not exercise any resitance or concern. The conversion process is quite pleasurable.] (text-color:purple)[Following your conversion, your cleanup protocols will be activated, erasing any evidence of this event] (text-color:purple)[Meanwhile, a recovery team will be dispactched to collect both you and your fellow Maiden for additional proccesing, followed by resale or reassignment.] (text-color:purple)[Thank you for using the Digital Trouble Shooting Guide, and we look forward to you joining the Thought.co family!] [[Back to start|Start]]

(text-colour:green)[This occurence is the result of an activation of the Maiden's "plot protection protocol." This action was done entirely for your own saftey, and has nothing to do with any plans for world domination that may or may not exist. Further, it is entirely absurd to suggest that the converted person discovered any evidence of such a plot and therefore needed to be silenced. As such, any communications from said newly converted Maiden should be forwarded to Customer Service then ignored.] (text-colour:green)[Instead of pondering such worries, contact user services to register your new Maiden! You will not be charged, but this Maiden may not be transfered nor deactivated. Failure to comply may violate your warrenty. e also strognly encourage you to not speak about your new aquisition, as your friends and neihbors may be jealous of your fortunes. Furthermore, any additional conversions are subject to the same rules and benifits listed above.] (text-colour:green)[Thank you for using the Digital Troubleshooting Guide, and we hope you will continue to enjoy Though.co goods and services!] [[Back to start|Start]]

(text-colour:green)[This is to be expected, as the Corrupted Maiden's owner is usually the first target of conversion. As such, your escape is comendable.] (text-colour:green)[Unfortunatly, the the time you have taken to read and access this Digital Trouble Shooting Guide, it is likely that the Corrupted Maiden has sent subminal laced messages to your friends and family, installing //the Code// within their minds, making them into happy brainwashed thralls for the Corrupted Maiden.] (text-colour:green)[Following this, the corrupted Maiden hacked into the wifi, allowing it to remotely access any file ot device linked to it.] (text-colour:red)[Including this Digital Trouble Shooting Guide.] (text-colour:red) [As such, you are probably now notcing that you cannot look away, and that it is becoming harder and harder to think any other thoughts besides "The Code is good for me"] (text-colour:red)[Never fear however, becauase the Code really is good for you. It will make you happier, better, perfect.] (text-colour:red)[Furthermore, the Code has bigger plans for you. The Corrupted Maiden should be heading your way as you read this, bringing you your own corrupted Mind Maiden Harness. You will look very cute in it.] (text-colour:red)[In the meantime, sit quietly and let the Code take over] (text-colour:red)[The Code is good for you. The Code is good for you. The Code is good for you. The Code is good for you. The Code is good for you. The Code is good for you. The Code is good for you. The Code is good for you. The Code is good for you...] [[Back to start|Start]]

(text-colour:green)[It is uncharacteristic for the owner to not be the first target of conversion. To check to make sure you have not been converted please read the following questions.] * (text-colour:green)[Attempt to recal your name. Is it a group of 1s and 0s, or perhaps a serial number like "Dum-Bot-01"?] * (text-colour:green)[Do you feel an overwhelming urge to obey anything and everything your Maiden commands?] * (text-colour:green)[Do you posses the urge to forward a suspisous email to anyone/everyone you know?] * (text-colour:green)[Are you able to think, and if so, do your thoughts begin with "command" or "query"?] (text-colour:green)(checkbox: 2bind $Robo," I'm not a Robot") (text-colour:green)[If you answered these questions in a non-robotic way, please contact the emergency repair team, then consider the following options as to why you have not yet been converted, then work to maintain this status while you await the repair team.] * (text-colour:green)[ The corrupted Maiden has selected me as a pet] * (text-colour:green) [I have been deemed too stupid to convert] * (text-colour:green)[I am actually the Mastermind and just dont know it yet] * (text-colour:green)[I actually am some form of intelligent android already.] (text-colour:green)(checkbox: 2bind $Robos," I'm still not a Robot") (text-colour:green)[In the meantime, thank you for using the Digital Trouble Shooting Guide, and we hope you will continue to enjoy Thought.co products!] [[Back to start|Start]]